Blaineley

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- Wow, hun, you don't look so good. No worries, I have *just* the thing. MAKEUP. GET OVER HERE. STAT.

Blaineley, labeled The Diva, is a former member of the FBI and presently the host of Total Drama. She took over for Chris after his supposed murder in Scarlett Fever at the hands of Scarlett. She is set to host the sequel: Total Drama Action.

Biography
Masquerading under a friendly guise and seventeen pounds of mascara, Blaineley is obsessed with gossip and fame. She wants more than anything to obtain a "juicy" story and attempts to delve into topics that could potentially cause a scandal simply to bolster the show's ratings (and not to mention, her own payroll). Aside from her largely selfish motivations, Blaineley spends a majority of her time attempting to emulate teenage culture, so that she can preserve her "youthful glow" (her words, not ours). In spite of this, she usually tends to fall just a liiiiiiiiiittle short of the mark, if you catch our drift. Blaineley always has a makeup and camera crew at the ready, just in case the florescent lighting just-so-happens to compliment her complexion, necessitating a commemorative photo-op. It case we haven't made it incredibly clear yet, Blaineley will stop at no costs to ensure that her (subjective) beauty is unrivaled--even if it means a causing few bad hair days for the female contestants. All's fair in self-love and one-sided war. But underestimating Blaineley is one mistake you don't want to make. A former leading operative in the FBI, Blaineley's understanding of personal space and privacy is essentially non-existent by this point. You can bet that any kissing couples, petty drama, or intimate secrets will make the highlight reel, because a little entertainment never hurt anyone (besides the reputations of anyone else involved, that is).